Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't attend the
Hogfather,
that he'd melt my brain.
- George McRib
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Hey, Doc! Where you goin' now? Pork to the future?
Nope. Already ate there.
Location
Pig roast
Food provided — September 6, 2025Space-Time Part(y)inum
11:00 a.m. to dark (8ish)
We'll start rolling out food around noon and graze all day.
We expect the pig to be finished cooking around 1:00 p.m.Roasting
The roasting starts at 7:00 a.m. if you want join in we'll be there.Idaho Saloon
Tannon's boys found some kegs that fell off a wagon. The good stuff, brewed by your own Burning Nerds. The two beers are:- The Flux Incapacitator
- 1.21 Jagg-a-watts
Mayor Hubert wants everyone to cast a vote on the best beer by ballot, but we'll just use the good old scientific method and see which keg runs out first.
If homebrew doesn't suit you, bring your own beverages: beer, wine, whisky, soda, etc. Just remember NO GLASS BOTTLES.
Our Hill Valley
We have the same two pavillions that Sophie Masaloff built in 1955, used by Myron Cope in 1985, and once Ben Rothlisberger rode past on his motorcycle before... well.. you don't need a time machine to know what happnened.
The space has picnic tables, playground, and large lawn area. Feel free to bring lawn chairs, lawn games, or whever can fit into your delorian.
Inclement Weather
"Whether skies are clear or storm clouds gather, the clock never stops—so neither should you."
—DocRain or shine we'll be there.
R.S.V.P.
So we can get a general head count.
Form below, easier to use than thumbing 100 bucks for the clock tower.
If things get heavy
Need help or have questions
you can text Norm at (412) 877-3645.
The RSVP form might need you to scroll inside of it. Web tech in 1985 isn't as advanced as self-lacing Nikes.
Images courtasy of the Hill Valley Telegraph
Your pork is cooked however you make it, so make it a good one.