A long time ago, in a North Park far away...

Episode V: The Swine Strikes Back

It is a dark time for the Rebellious Nerdz. Although the Swine Star has been destroyed, Imporkial troops have driven the Rebel forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy.

Evading the dreaded Imporkial Starfleet,
a group of freedom fighters led by Luke Swineroaster has established a new secret base Idaho Pavillion in the remote
North Park galaxy.

The evil lard Darth Porker, obsessed with finding young Swineroaster, has dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of space...

September 7, 2024

Location

North Park
Oregon and Idaho Shelters
North Ridge Drive

same as last year
link to google maps

Details

  • Pig roast, food provided — September 7, 2024
  • 11:00 a.m. to dark (8ish)
    We'll start rolling out food around noon and graze all day.
    We expect the pig to be finished cooking around 1:00 p.m.
  • The roasting starts at 7:00 a.m. if you want join in we'll be there.
  • BYOB
    This isn't the canteena on Tatooine.
    Glass beer bottles are forbidden in the park by the Empire so bring canned beer.
  • There are two pavillions and picnic tables. An adjacent playground for any younglings and a large lawn area. Feel free to bring lawn chairs, lawn games, or whever the padawans are into these days.
  • If it rains we will evacuate to... no we wont, there is only DO.
    Rain or shine. Did you miss the part about two pavilions?
  • R.S.V.P. below so we can get a general head count.
  • If you need help or have questions
    you can text Norm at (412) 877-3645.
  • May the pork be with you.